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xoxsaramari:

New shoes

xoxsaramari:

New shoes

posted on October 21st   433 notes   via pastel-cutie   Source

fartgallery:

hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?

posted on October 21st   167,898 notes   via fake-mermaid   Source

thewanderlustlibrarian:

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

posted on October 21st   114,840 notes   via iguanamouth   Source

❝ Wake up every morning and tell yourself that you’re a badass bitch from hell and that no one can fuck with you and then don’t let anybody fuck with you. ❞

— Kate Nash’s advice to college students  (via xx092813)
posted on October 21st   223,797 notes   via the-bookie-monster   Source

grilgirl:

jackfrostciicle:

azhaela:

penishole:

ifollowbadblogs:

i will never swear again

WHAT

I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT

THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY

ITS BACK !!!!!

posted on October 20th   294,513 notes   via thehomosexuals   Source

reblog this if you want a terrible 3 sentence fanfiction in your ask based on your url

posted on October 20th   14,564 notes   via thehomosexuals   Source

today in 2nd period our English sub screamed that she was going to fist one of the students

posted on October 20th

im losing friends over the fact that my bestfriend stole from me and i finally called her out on it. how fucked up is that??

i cant even remove toxic people from my life without being made to feel im doing something wrong. like obVIOUSLY im the villian here. i mean how dare i hurt your feelings by pointing out the fact that you stole various things from not only me but idk how many other people too??

like nah go fuck yourself and all the shitty ppl that wanna run their mouth like they know anything. i dont need that kinda bullshit in my life.

posted on October 20th
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teencry:

first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*

posted on October 20th   180,007 notes   via fake-mermaid   Source

seven whole porn blogs started following me today

posted on October 20th

wooo ive been sick since my fucking birthday (sept 30th!!) and i finally got medication for it and guess what?? it gave me a fucking rash

posted on October 20th
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TITLE: When I'm With You
ARTIST: Best Coast
PLAYED: 50173 Plays

ridiculousprop:

When I’m With You - Best Coast

posted on October 20th   10,010 notes   via pastel-cutie   Source
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