hey guys I know its the middle of the night and im currently robbing you but I just heard a spooky noise in your kitchen and now im scared… can I sleep in here with you guys?
The ultimate dad joke compilation
Reblog for “Robeneros”
i will never swear again
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT IT WASNT THAT
THIS IS NEVER NOT FUNNY
ITS BACK !!!!!
today in 2nd period our English sub screamed that she was going to fist one of the students
im losing friends over the fact that my bestfriend stole from me and i finally called her out on it. how fucked up is that??
i cant even remove toxic people from my life without being made to feel im doing something wrong. like obVIOUSLY im the villian here. i mean how dare i hurt your feelings by pointing out the fact that you stole various things from not only me but idk how many other people too??
like nah go fuck yourself and all the shitty ppl that wanna run their mouth like they know anything. i dont need that kinda bullshit in my life.
first day of school: *forgets how to use a pencil*
seven whole porn blogs started following me today
wooo ive been sick since my fucking birthday (sept 30th!!) and i finally got medication for it and guess what?? it gave me a fucking rash
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