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I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

wethinkwedream:

better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming
better days are coming

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

vmites:

….tea rexes. Hahaha? Get it? Tea. Ha. I’m going to sleep.

jollityfarm:

crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so

hannakdraws:

old doodle. life is actually pretty amazing (!!)

hannakdraws:

old doodle. life is actually pretty amazing (!!)

1-800-go-fuckyourself:

im in toronto in love w this city

1-800-go-fuckyourself:

im in toronto
in love w this city

I used to pray like God was listening.
I used to make my parents proud.
I was the glue that kept my friends together,
Now they don’t talk and we don’t go out.

4 days ago4,758 plays

Worf, sounds like it works great for the Klingons, but I think I need to try something a little less dangerous.

madelenfoss:

'Moon Princess' by Madelen Foss

madelenfoss:

'Moon Princess' by Madelen Foss