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I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

gaybravado:

My piece for Light Grey Art Lab's Animystics show in Minneapolis, opening Friday, April 25th!
A portion of the proceeds will be going towards animal rescues - I chose Homeward Bound Dog Rescue. You can purchase framed and signed prints from over a hundred artists or spread the word to help support it!

gaybravado:

My piece for Light Grey Art Lab's Animystics show in Minneapolis, opening Friday, April 25th!

A portion of the proceeds will be going towards animal rescues - I chose Homeward Bound Dog Rescue. You can purchase framed and signed prints from over a hundred artists or spread the word to help support it!

gyomo:

scenery warm ups from twitter !!!

lostconner:

P1  Spock:”I WILL NOT  do that! never!” ╰_╯

P2 Working too hard

Anonymous said: I know I shouldn't waste my time on people who don't treat me well, but what about people who are actually good to me who I just don't want to be with? I feel like I shouldn't be with people who don't make me happy, even though they try to.

pleasestopbeingsad:

You don’t owe anyone your company. If you don’t want to spend time with people, don’t. Maybe they’ll be disappointed or hurt, but it’s not your job to put their feelings above your own. Life is too short to put everyone above you. Take care of yourself. You’re just as important.

i have never in my entire life felt a stronger connection than i do right now with this lawnmower. never evER.
but anyway, HAPPY EASTER to any of my followers that happen to celebrate !!! c: hope today is a blast

i have never in my entire life felt a stronger connection than i do right now with this lawnmower. never evER.

but anyway, HAPPY EASTER to any of my followers that happen to celebrate !!! c: hope today is a blast

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

peachofcake:

if i ever get married i am gonna be too embarrassed to kiss my husband in front of everyone, especially my parents, so we will probably just high five or something